I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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