what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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