Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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