Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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