Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You smell like stripper and shame
I am spending my child support on dildos
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
