I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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