Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm really busy with my period
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