We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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