is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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