is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Bring me that man meat
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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