NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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