I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I looked at my own cervix.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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