I'm going to jail i love you
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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