I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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