That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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