It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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