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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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