does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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