I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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