Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wear drunk well.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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