So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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