I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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