i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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