Im at strip club and am horny
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
