Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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