so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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