I want to have your abortion
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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