he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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