Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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