I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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