I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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