:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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