4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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