apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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