last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
