i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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