I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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