So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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