***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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