There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
