And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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