Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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