if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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