Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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