She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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