you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize