yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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