She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
40s are totally the cure
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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