All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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