Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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