That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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