They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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