i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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