is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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