C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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