"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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