im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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