Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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