We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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